“There are no stupid questions, there are however a lot of inquisitive idiots.”
“I would like to help you out… which way did you come in?”
“When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there is no end to what you can’t do.”
“Make it idiot-proof and someone will produce a better idiot.”
“Whenever your bladder is full – you go deaf.”
“These voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have some interesting ideas.”
“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.”
“The greater part of being intelligent is knowing what you are dumb at.”
“There is no egg in eggplant, no apple in pineapple, no ham in hamburger or hamster. No butter in butterfly. English is hard.”
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