On Noah’s Arc


“The main point is, did God tell him to make a boat, or did Noah just use his captain common sense? ‘Cause there are a number of us, if we were somewhere where it was raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining, and we had a big pile of wood, some of us might put two and two together and go, “I’m ‘gonna make a bloody boat!”

Others might go, “I’m ‘gonna make a hairdresser’s”, “I’m ‘gonna build a monkey emporium.”, “I’m ‘gonna build a big pair of wooden shoes, that would fit a giant.” …

But he made a boat. Oh, he was quite sensible! And what did he put on the boat? His family. What else? Animals. Which animals? Any he could find. Did he put two of every animal in the world on the boat? No! How can I be so sure? Try it!”

– Eddie Izzard

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