Tim: I’ve found the file, Jilly.
Jill: What have you come up with Taylor?
Tim: According to my underground sources, this is the triangulated center of all alien activity in the western hemisphere.
Jill: Easily explained by swamp gas, weather balloons, mass delusional hysteria?
Tim: Why do you respond to everything I say with scientific mumbo jumbo?
Jill: Because everything you say is pie-in-the-sky paranormal saucer-head idiocy.
Tim: The truth is out there.
Jill: No. You’re the one that’s out there.
– Home Improvement (1997) Series 7, Episode 22; “Believe it or Not” [No. 173]