Apparently Obvious Innovations


‘I’ll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they’re hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren’t they? You know they’ve seen the fork. They’re staying with the sticks. I’m impressed by that.

I don’t know how they missed it. A Chinese farmer, gets up, works in the field with the shovel all day… Shovel… Spoon… Come on… There it is! You’re not ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.’

Seinfeld, J. (1998). I’m Telling You For The Last Time. Broadhurst Theatre, New York: Universal Records.

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One thought on “Apparently Obvious Innovations

  1. Take Seinfeld out of that show I’ve made clear I never cared for, and he’s a very funny man. Maybe what I didn’t like about the show was Larry David’s fault. Let’s go with that.

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