Tim: I’ve found the file, Jilly. Jill: What have you come up with Taylor? Tim: According to my underground sources, this is the triangulated center of all alien activity in the western hemisphere. Jill: Easily explained by swamp gas, weather balloons, mass delusional hysteria? Tim: Why do you respond to everything I say with scientific mumbo jumbo? Jill: Because everything you say is pie-in-the-sky paranormal saucer-head idiocy. Tim: The truth is out there. Jill: No. You’re the one that’s out there.
– Home Improvement (1997) Series 7, Episode 22; “Believe it or Not” [No. 173]